(follows on from Secret Diary of Maximilian Thorn aged 13 3/4)
Woke up and thought 'My mum loves me' (actually I think
that when I wake up every morning). I opened my mouth to bark and call
her down so she could love me some more, but then an unmistakable scent
hit me smack in the vomeronasal organ. The delectable Nina is in season!
So, I'm afraid I have to admit I forgot all about mum temporarily while
I had a good sniff and lick round her bed. She didn't look best
pleased; that must just be cos I'd woken her up early. Must try and keep
on the right side of her and maybe this time it will be my chance [oh
no it won't; Ed]. Upshot was I was taken completely by surprise when mum
came into the room as I was facing the other way. Either she was
remarkably quiet or my hearing's not all it was. Can't be that, though,
cos I'm perfect. I expect I was just concentrating on sex at the time -
we entire boys do that quite a lot, you know.
Anyway, for some
reason my breakfast didn't seem as appealing as usual. Later on, mum
took us all for a walk in the field. My sophisticated, cool image does
take a knock at walkies time. I just can't help getting excited. Some
people are surprised that I can still run, especially as my legs don't
seem to co-ordinate as well as they used to, but if you were looking at
the image of the delectable Nina's delectable bottom disappearing in the
distance, so would you. Unfortunately, so does the Brat, but he knows
better than to challenge me. If he tries, he gets to spend another half
hour pinned against the wall having his neck groomed. (Nobody can say I
don't know how to be the dominant male.) I was jogging happily down the
hill, when I fell down a rabbit hole. My back leg was stuck so I called
Mum and she got me out. To be honest, I fall down that rabbit hole
almost every day. I always mean to remember it's there, but with a
delectable arse just ahead - well, it goes out of my head completely.
Raw
beef for dinner this evening. A particular fave, but I felt it would be
good tactics to leave some as I know from past experience that, as
Nina's season goes on, sausages will appear on the menu more and more
often, but only if I start leaving other food. You know, sometimes my
sheer intelligence impresses even me. After dinner I spent a happy half
hour barking at Nina, just so's she doesn't forget I'm ready and waiting
at the appropriate moment. I'm sure I heard mum say that I wouldn't be
able to do that sex thing any more cos of my back leg - little does she
know is all I can say.
Now what shall I do next - bark a bit more, cock my leg indoors, groom the Brat or have a little snooze. So many choices...
Monday, 7 May 2012
Update
Oh dear, long gap again and just when things were interesting too. Nina had her last litter of pups on 13 January. She whelped easily and quickly - so quickly she nearly caught me out - and had 6 pups, which was lovely as the vet had only seen 3-4 concepti in the scan. Four girls and two boys; the Ballet Litter. Nina and I both loved the subsequent 8 weeks and somehow I seemed to find it more tiring than she did! The pups went to their new homes in early March. One (Kiki) lives nearby and I will hopefully show her.
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