1.
At 4.00am you’re woken by a blackbird and a
sparrow, politely taking turns to sing
2.
At 4.30am you’re woken again by sun filtering
through the curtains
3.
At 5.00am you’re driven mad by the cooing of a wood pigeon
4.
At 5.30am a crow puts on Doc Martens and stomps
up one pitch of the roof, down the other and starts banging loudly on the
bathroom Velux (why?)
5.
At 6.00am you’re enchanted by the sound of
skylarks singing on the wing
6.
At 6.30am you’re thrilled by hearing a cuckoo
7.
At 7.00am you get up, go downstairs and find a stomach
full of yoiked up grass on the breakfast room floor
Ah, the joys of spring!
